Slimy Sticky Slugs

Two utterly loathsome great big gastropods. Puerile flipperies for those with a discerning sense of humour. 

Lord Phartwell says :- In these trying times it is important to maintain a healthy sense of humour. What better way to engender mirth than the discomfort of others? Laughing at another's misfortune makes one feel distinctly superior and a hearty dose of schadenfreude is just the thing to put the pep in one's step. The mucous-ed muculent monstrosities confined within this box are guaranteed to provoke an almost universal, consummate, and tremulant revulsion. Perfect for the professional prankster! My favourite method of delivery involves surreptitiously slinging one of these ghastly glutinous gastropods hard into the ceiling above an unsuspecting victim and watching (with mounting - and quite delicious - anticipation) as it slowly unpeels itself... and plops into their lap or atop their head! I find the resulting screams of abject terror most satisfying. Hilarious!

Warning: Choking hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

Each box contains 2 slugs

Company: House of Marbles

Weight: 76g

Dimensions: 124 x 70 x 42 mm